Monday, July 14, 2008

Nate Berkus Has Nothing On Me

What? You don't keep "big picture" outlines for agency, partnership & corporations next to your bedroom door & your most favorite black & white photograph of the French Quarter looking down Pirates Alley? Pssh. All the rage. And if you don't have surety & trusts to greet you at your bedroom door, you have no idea the sweet dreams you are missing out on.
Con Law charts in the shower (in a protective cover) really help speed up the shampoo+conditioner process. Not to mention scare away any unwelcome guests who like to frequent your bathtub.
And the only way to make dishes more exciting is to study commercial paper, evidence and secured transaction while you scrub away.
And you'll think twice before you reach for crackers or other snacks if you first have to pass the toll I like to call "Criminality" i.e. criminal law & criminal procdure. (Don't you like how I hav NO storage so I have a bottle of maderia hanging out on my fridge? Thats what I thought. Classy.) Ooh! You can see my Cafe DuMonde mug hanging from the cabinet. I don't know why that hook is there, but I think my mug enjoys the view of my Kitchenaid heaven directly below it.

I challenge you to a throw-down: Decorating, Bar Exam Outline Style.
(You really don't want to know the state of my mind right now. It is a dark, dark place. That has incidentally decided my apartment has rather awful kitchen cabinets.)

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